Hola Peeps and Peep-ettes. Yes, I’m still at it. Why? Because it’s fascinating. It’s also freaking exhausting; I don’t recommend this for anyone who is overly sensitive or fragile when it comes to matters of the heart.
So after my last post, things have cooled some between my online suitor and myself. Seems love comes with a price tag, and if you can’t cough it up, you are yesterday’s news.
We were still checking in on the daily, but not a lot was being said. He’s been very “broody”. Apparently he hasn’t been going to work, trying to figure out a way to get the money he needs to get back to Copenhagen to get his paperwork done. He was hoping for some miracle. He’s feeling psychologically weak. His hands are shaking, he didn’t think he could type anymore.
I suggested talking over the phone, it would be easier. So of course he had to look around for his earpiece. So I beat him to the punch and I called him. Ring ring ring. No answer. It looks like Igor took it with him. Darn that Igor. Sidebar – sharing your earpiece with someone else is kinda gross.
Apparently he would be ashamed to let me hear some weakness in his voice.
Then he turned on me. “What is it you really want? Just tell me the truth.” Apparently I am very difficult to understand, I’m like a “course”. He’s surprised at some characteristics of mine.
Really? I’m kind of surprised at some of yours too whoever you are. So then he asks if it would be possible for me to be there in August.
Maybe I’ve got an over active imagination, but I really don’t feel like being kidnapped and held for ransom Mr. Scammer. Thanks though.
The next morning I received this message;
“I stayed awake all through the night wondering. And one of the things i find bothersome is why you just won’t assist me on this. if there is some proof you want from me please let me know. I could try all means to prove it to you if that would make you rescue me on this. ”
Said the guy who can never have a video or voice call.
My response “I can’t give you what i don’t have sweetie. I really am sorry I can’t help.”
You know what I find bothersome? That you’re asking me for money. That I have never met you and can’t seem to have a voice conversation with you, but my bank account is supposedly up for grabs. I also find it hard to believe that someone of your supposed stature doesn’t have two dimes to rub together.
Come back for Part 15. There’s so much more to this story.